Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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