Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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