i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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