He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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