yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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