some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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