The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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