dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
