I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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