is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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