dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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