She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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