doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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