Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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