so explain again why im purple
no
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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