I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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