The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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