I'm drive I can fine osifer
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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