"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We talked him into tasing himself.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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