Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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