You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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