yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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