He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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