I puked a lego.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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