What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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