This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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