we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dignity is for republicans.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Randomize
