No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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