Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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