dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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