Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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