I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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