butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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