...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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