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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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