Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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