Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
