I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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