AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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