i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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