Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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