sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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