I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Rumble strips road head = magical
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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