We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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