So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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