And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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