Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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