It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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