I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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