did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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