Whats the glycemic index on semen?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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