How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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