i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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