I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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