I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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