Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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