Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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