Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
