he wants to bone in the snuggie
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
