Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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